Villaging Too Much!
10. You now pack your lunch in a Styrofoam box with a white
cardboard
sleeve.
9. When your Uncle George retired, you believed he would go up in value.
8. An argument broke out when you insisted the Home Depot clerk
locate a real, live sisal tree for your backyard.
7. You are shocked to find out that real houses don't have a large
light bulb in the rear.
6. Your village display is refrigerated to keep the "Real Plastic
Snow" from melting.
5. The D56 dealer list was your primary resource for planning the
last family vacation.
4. Before leaving the store, you insisted on opening and
inspecting
your most recent box of Ritz Crackers.
3. You yelled at the builder of your new home for making the doors
so large that you don't have to stoop to get inside.
2. You are proud to belong to a club with the word "Idiot" in its name.
1. You refer to your family as "The ______ - set of 4".
Written by: Jim Elliott
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